Tailhypnosis!

"Hi girl! I thought I'd stop by your work today, say hi! Goodness gracious, though. Is this what you're like, even when it's this 'casual' day? You're still more formal than most folks are every day of the week! I'm afraid that we might have to make some adjustments! Let's see.... Eyes on the watch, girl! Thaaaat's right. What do you like most with your form? Thaaaat's right. Tail. Loooonger, and looonger. Thicker, heavier. No, girl, it's not too heavy! We need moooore. And moooore.... Thaaat's a good start. Oooo~ And listen to your voice! That's much better, now, isn't it!"