Social Relations Augmentation

Our third release in the Up-Grade Mark 3 product line, Silph Co. is proud to present the Social Relations Augmentation Program!

Ever wanted to feel more connection with others? This product enhances empathic connection, as well as instilling psychic capabilities that allow for better understanding and communication! Other features include flight, illusion conjuring, invisibility, and much more!

Comes in four options for color! Red, Blue, Green, and Gold!

(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Feelings of sibling relation to other participants on the program are a not uncommon side effect. Red and Gold colors not intended for use by males, Blue and Green not intended for use by females. Consultation with a phhysician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)