Silph Co's Latest offering is for those who hate the wet and cold: Stay warm and dry everywhere and always, and keep those close to you warm as well! Of course, many side benefits are included, like flight, resistance to dehydration and heat stroke, and flame projection abilities.
(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Users should avoid prolonged immersion of the tail in water for personal safety. Avoidance of fire-risk areas is recommended. Consultation with a physician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)